Please excuse my large ass and thunder thighs, but I’m in love with these boots. And I’ve been working on my legs and I think my calves look good.
Can we talk about how I’m basically cute as hell and you should probably date me?
Just kidding! But for reals someone come date me. ;-)
Current mood: Mindy Kaling saying “How dare you.”
I’d just really like someone to be close to right now. I’m craving intimacy. In the simplest of ways.
Remember when it used to be fun staying home sick? Like yay! I don’t have to go to school and no one is going to yell at me about it!
Now it’s just stressful. Like am I going to be able to pay all my bills if I miss work today?
I want all the food right now. Ughhh.
Also, I’ve eaten like ten pieces of taffy.
I just bought a tshirt with Wonder Woman on it that says ‘don’t tell Superman’. It’s fair to say it’s my new favorite.
Guys, I don’t drink enough. I picked up a pumpkin ale at the store after work and I’m tipsy! From one beer. Lordy, I’m a lightweight.